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Kawaii Not



August 4th, 2006

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Kawaii Not
Yeah, so I got tagged.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 4 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.
6. Tag five people.

{{He was in no way mangled or disfigured; he had not been run over by one of the big tankers or semis that cruised Route 15 (just what was that Orinco truck doing out on Thanksgiving? he wondered randomly). Church's eyes were half-open, as glazed as green marbles. A small flow of blood had come from his mouth, which was also open. Not a great deal of blood; just enough to stain the white bib on his chest.}}

Bonus points to whoever can figure out what book that's from.

Dunno who's been tagged, so feel free to, or not.

Oh, and on a bit of a side note from the book quote: I won't be on a whole lot for the next couple weeks, 'cause I'll be halfway 'round the world. See you when I get back.

May 17th, 2006

At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is currently in custody, and is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. 

There are only 10 types of people in the world -- those who understand binary, and those who don't.

I also submit to you this picture of Bart and one of his trademark sentence-writing chalkboard punishments.

Some other chalkboard writings I could not find:
1)  I do not have power of attorney over first graders
2)  A fire drill does not demand a fire
3)  Non-flammable is not a challenge 
4)  Je ne parle pas Française

Oh, and for anyone who cares, no, the picture has nothing to do with the rest of this useless post.

May 8th, 2006

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Kawaii Not
Step 1: Put your ipod mp3 player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is cheating. No cheating, please!

01. The Devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a soul to steal. Devil Went Down to Georgia
02. She doesn't own a dress, her hair is always a mess. Meet Virginia
03. Who's lonely now? Which one of us is suffering? The Wrong Man Was Convicted
04. I never thought that you would love me the way that you do. Box Set
05. What does it mean to wake out of a dream, and be wearing someone else's shorts?
06. Glinda! Is it true you were her friend? Dear Old Shiz
07. I need to laugh, and when the sun is out, I've got something I can laugh about. Good Day Sunshine
08. It's nine o'clock on a Saturday; the regular crowd shuffles in. Piano Man
09. Aaahhh. Lovely Rita meter maid, Lovely Rita meter maid. Lovely Rita
10. Drove downtown in the rain, nine-thirty on a Tuesday night Brian Wilson
11. The phone rings, it's early, it's seven o'clock. The Flag
12. Insolent boy, this slave of fashion, basking in your glory The Mirror (Angel of Music)
13. Each day just goes so fast. I turn around, it's past.
14. I'm so cool, too bad I'm a loser. Falling for the First Time
15. Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh Jingle Bells
16. Tell me that you've got everything you want
17. You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail Another Postcard
18. Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silver ball Pinball Wizard
19. It's been one week since you looked at me One Week
20. I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah Yoda

May 7th, 2006

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Kawaii Not
Yeah, so I actually fixed my hair, 'cause it was a horrible tangly mess. Here are the results, as of now. (Sorry the pictures are so gigantic)

April 18th, 2006

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Kawaii Not

April 16th, 2006

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Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.

April 11th, 2006

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Kawaii Not
Hey! Did you know Livejournal has a song? Well it does.


Personally, I kinda like the song, but it hurts my ears.

And on another note:

Our top story today. Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall which was outside the Playboy Mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one monk, 'Well, if it was anyone else, we may have gotten away from it, but unfortunately....

Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

March 18th, 2006

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The Good -- http://kevan.org/johari?name=Fozmo 
The Bad -- http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Fozmo 

EDIT: For some reason, it appears that the Nohari window didn't register my self-proclaimed faults. Weird.

March 8th, 2006

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Kawaii Not
Happy Birthday Julianne!!!

and me, I guess

March 6th, 2006

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Kawaii Not
Ground Rules:
The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 weird habits of yours" and people who get tagged (selected) need to write an LJ entry about their 5 quirky habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 5 people to be tagged and list their names.

1. I realize and concede to (most of) my faults when confronted about them.

2. I bite my nails as far down as possible, and then on occasions the skin around my nails *cue group "ewwww"*

3. Kevin will talk about himself in the third person, just like Courtney.

4. I (attempt to) dance around my house when there's no one there to make fun of me.

5. I (almost always) use parentheses as often as (humanly) possible for no (plausible) reason (whatsoever).

(6.) I can never finish lists like these so I make up goofy ones like #5 to fill the empty space.


1. Kylyn

2. Nathan

3. Hailli

4. Lauren

5. Julianne

And a very happy birthday to Kylyn, who probably won't ever read this anyway!
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